Newgrove

Up until I was 8 years old I lived in a small housing estate in Donaghmede.At that age places are not rough or posh,maybe they are but you don't notice.I have some really great memories from Newgrove but the place was strange.I can't quite put my finger on why it was strange,it just was,and all my memories seem to be random and don't make any sense.

I remember when I started school ,I  hated it.It wasn't the other kids that bullied me it was the teachers.On one weekly test I did so bad I even manged to spell my name wrong and the teacher insisted on telling the whole class in front of me.Everybody was laughing at me even Bobby,he sat behind me and was wearing my spare trousers because he had pissed himself earlier that day,even he laughed at me.

Every Saturday morning was the same,I followed my older brother around all morning until he ran away from me.I had my own friends,Connor lived next door .His mother was involved in a long running feud with her neighbour over a tree and every week they would have a fist fight out on the street,when this happened Connor would go inside and make sugar sandwiches.Graham lived beside Connor and was the son of the other woman involved in the feud.I always felt for him because at least once a week he had to witness his mother getting beaten up on the street.

Vincent lived in the next house after that and his mother was in and out of the mental asylum every week.He was weird.Linda lived in the corner house and usually went to the toilet in her back garden,this became natural to me.Then there was Alan White,I don't know how I knew Alan or why he was my friend but I fancied his older sister and her boob was the first one I'd ever seen.

Alot of weird things went on in that estate from Klu Klux Klan rituals,caravans shot at,religious groups,deaths and affairs,It was strange and weird but I loved it.We ended up moving two miles down the road but I often grab a coffee and drive down to look around.

I'm writing this from my desk in work where I teach 3rd level maths.I heard my old teacher had a nervous breakdown and retired early,FUCK YOU MISS HUGHES !!!

IQ test

I came across a pretty pointless debate on yahoo regarding who had the higher IQ ,it doesn't suprise me why these two people were the intelligence in question

                                                                  Dolly Parton

                                                                    Pamela Anderson


I give you my candidate.........

                                                                     Lola Ferrari

Things I hate

wind
nicholas cage
Irish politics
Ironing
pitbull
topgear
phil coulter
jam
harry potter
medal of honour
phonecalls
rude people
loud people
small change
tin foil
headaches
akon
boybands
girlbands
annoying confident people
skinny jeans
taxi drivers
indian food
holyhead
building sites
whiskey
sweet and sour sauce
carrots
emo's
nail clippers

chick flicks

Just a little something I'v noticed from chick flicks over the years.....

Rose cheats on her boyfriend/fiance with Jack which makes her a whore

In 'Pretty woman', Julia Roberts is a prostitute,this makes her a whore

In 'Bridget Jones's diary' she is sleeping with 2 men,this makes her a whore

In 'The wedding singer' Drew Barrymore is already engaged when she kisses Adam Sandler,this makes her a dirty whore

In 'Indecent proposal' Demi Moore sleeps with a guy for 1 million dollars.....WHORE